Willy the Kinky Elf and His Bad-Ass Reindeer, Candi Kay

Willy the Kinky ElfCR Rating: Hot Stuff

Publisher: Candi Kay

Length: 59 Pages

Reviewer: Jay

Tags: Gay Christmas Kink, Funny, Romance, Orgasm Withholding

Buy: Amazon

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A shout out to Candi Kay who gave me my first review copy ever. It was Keeping Lance and there were no expectations about my review. Now I have a Kinky Elf named Willy.

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The North Pole isn’t exactly as it appears in fairy tales. It has the elves and Santa and his reindeer, but Santa and Mrs. Claus aren’t the jolly couple the world believes them to be. The elves, while short, aren’t pointy-eared tiny men with squeaky voices. The reindeer are all shape-shifters who transform into gorgeous beings in human form. Feared by all, the reindeer keep to themselves and only associate with their own. Randy the Chief Reindeer is the most feared of all. The largest of the pack at six-five, Santa’s Village breathes a sigh of relief when he takes off on his Harley to parts unknown during the off-season.

Elf Willy is all about kink and will do almost anyone and everyone. The one he wants most is out of his league – Randy the Chief Reindeer. While drunk on Peppermint Whiskey, Willy is dared by the Master Elf to sneak onto Randy’s property to take a compromising photo. Getting caught is a given, as the Chief Reindeer values his privacy above all else. Does Randy kick Willy’s elfy self all the way to Tinsel Town? Or does he mete out a more appropriate punishment for the kinky elf?

Tags: Christmas, Gay Erotica/Romance, Mild BDSM (Orgasm Denial, Metal Cock Rings, Restraints, Spanking), One Cocky Elf, One Very Alpha Reindeer. 

 

Willy is a cocky elf at the North Pole. Santa’s  a bad boss and Mrs Claus is a ho. Willy’s a cocky little guy, not little like the fairy tale, but there are no pointed ears. He also gets horny when drinking Peppermint Whisky. The dude is always horny, with or without Peppermint Whisky.  Jason the Master Elf discovered this when Willy turned 21. Willy may do a  tree’s knothole, but his heart lies with Randy the shape-shifting Chief Reindeer with his low rider jeans, muscle hugging t-shirts and riding his Harley.
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Master Elf Jason sets Willy up to take a picture of Randy the Reindeer’s cock at his home. It seems odd because Randy shifts and shows his hotdog to everyone. There are reasons. Candi Kay sets it up and it’s pretty fucking funny, Elves banging their heads into trees instead of being fucked because or Reindeer roars included.

 

“Grab my hair,” I say on a loud breath, “and fuck my face hard. You won’t hurt me. Don’t even think about pulling out when you cum. I want to taste you. I’ve wanted to taste you for years.”

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He starts fucking me hard and fast, his cock head hitting the back of my throat with each thrust. At this point, his hands are wrapped around my hair and pulling, but the pain only turns me on more.

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But Randy gets all freaky on Willy after the BJ.GIF - cumshot

“Randy?” I ask, nervous now.
“Get up and get dressed, time for you to go.”
“Wait. What about me?” I point to my dick.
“Take care of it when you get home.”
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But Willy has some serious tude for a smaller dude.

“No, I will take care of it right fucking now, you big butt head,” I snap at him.
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After about a dozen strokes, I pull back and aim my dick at Randy’s face and cum all over it.

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The Verdict

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Never let anyone tell you you can’t because Willy can. There’s a romance with surprises in this little book. Good on you Candi Kay. It’s a funny book and sexy, not full erotica but it’s still a hot pocket. Willy GIF WIENERINGand his big little Willy, it’s 9″ guys! and Randy the roaring, cock ring pushing, muscled Chief Reindeer, who also flies his kinky elf around, are very cool. The North Pole is a hot and horny wiener central where Willy’s wiener totally rulz! This is Jizzmas fun with a cocky Elf and his bad-ass Reindeer.   

 

4 thoughts on “Willy the Kinky Elf and His Bad-Ass Reindeer, Candi Kay

  1. Thank you so much for the awesome review, Jay. I could have sworn I thanked you way back when. My apologies. I’m glad you enjoyed Willy’s naughty little story. *grin*

    1. I think you did Candi. We’re having issues with comments and spam so you might have got caught up in that shitstorm.

      Great book. You keep writing them. 😉

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