The Garden of Fibs and Sin by Jason Lloyd

The Garden of Fibs and SinCR Rating: Nearly 5 Stars

Publisher: Jason Lloyd

Length: 63 Pages

Reviewer: Jay

Tags: Gay mystery. Funny. Prequel 

Buy: Amazon
Blurb

This garden of fibs and sin has roses that are red with blood.Daniel Patrick Darling II is gorgeous, rich, and conceited, with just the right amount of bitch. You may think he has it all; friends, money, power, but all those things won’t help Danny when he mysteriously vanishes one night after hanging out with his best friends. Danny is loved by few, but unfortunately hated by many. Anyone could have been behind his disappearance.This Filthy Fibbers’ prequel rewinds one day before Danny’s disappearance. Danny rendezvous with his ex-boyfriend and has a tryst with a new secret lover. He starts to receive threatening messages from an anonymous stalker that wants to destroy him and everyone he loves. Danny has had a privileged life and now his world is about to change forever.Has Danny’s insidious past finally caught up with him? He can’t outrun what he did. Danny’s deadly secrets have deadly consequences and in this filthy garden full of thorns, someone is bound to be pricked.
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My Review
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A shout out to Jason Lloyd for giving me a copy to review!
This book starts out with a bang with the MC being hit in the head with a shovel and then dragged across some grass. It grabs you by the balls. Then it takes you back and fills in some gaps about Daniel Darling’s life. It changes from him being 18 and at college to present when he’s 25.

Daniel seems like he’s always liked to party and hang out with his buddies and drink and fuck. His mom wanted Keep calm and drink Grey Goosehim to run the pharmaceutical company the family owns when he turned eighteen. But he wanted to do other things.

Really, I just wanted to party, fuck a bunch of guys and do what I wanted. I mean, come on, running a company at eighteen? That’s too young.
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My mouth has a mind of its own, and so does my penis. Oh, and I can blame vodka for my poor decision-making. Grey Goose made me do it.

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And Daniel likes the family gardener a whole bunch. You can’t blame Daniel because he’s hot and built. He also does more than plant roses in Veronica Darling’s dirt.

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It must have been hot outside, Damien was shirtless he wore only orange athletic shorts. I studiedSexy guy orange shorts his ass as he shoveled dirt. Those shorts hugged is ass like water cascading over two beautiful boulders down a majestic waterfall. I salivated at the thought of his sweaty physique on top of me.

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I could faintly see the outline of his knob in the orange shorts. Either Damien wasn’t wearing any underwear, or his underwear was soaked through from his sweat. I imagined option 2! 😉

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Daniel’s ex from college turns up after 3 years away and is freaked by texts he’s getting. A secret that the guys share is spooking them but you don’t find out what it is because this is a series. You don’t know who the person who hit Daniel in the beginning is and it ends on a creepy cliffy. It reminds me of a gay I Know What You Did Last Summer.  The book is funny. Daniel playing with himself upstairs while the gardener does the same downstairs looking at each other, the cum on the window and his clueless mom was hilarious.

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I don’t have the world’s biggest dick, but I would say it was perfect. Not too big; not too small. JustErect cock torso 2 the perfect size to get in there and get the job done. My dick was the Goldilocks of cocks.

I kept everything polished well. The guys I have been with all seemed like they appreciated a pretty, trimmed working-surface.

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Have you ever laughed with a dick in your mouth? Its dangerous! There’s no Heimlich maneuver for that.

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I always enjoyed whenever I could rub something in their faces, and now they would be jealous because Damien’s dick was being rubbed into my face and not theirs. 

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My Verdict

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This book is funny as fuck. It’s  making that hole sloppy, manscaping so pubes don’t get ya. Burning jizz in the eyes, Boo Boo’s balls slapping taints and red lights to hide cum stains in men’s bathrooms funny. The mystery part is good but I’m an impatient guy. I know it says Daniel is a bastard but I liked him and now I’m wondering about his fate. Jibbers Crabst! I have to know. The only thing that let me down is there isn’t enough sex in this. But look at this site and the reviews, I may not be the best person to listen to about that *g* Anyhoo, I hope there is more fucking in the next book in this serial and I want the next book soon.

Sorry I got semen in your eye cake

 

 

 

 

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