Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human, Candi Kay

blake-the-rogue-reindeerCR Rating: 5 Stars!

Publisher: Candi Kay

Length: 120 Pages

Reviewer: Jay

Tags: Shifter reindeers and elves and a human. Funny. Christmas.

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From the world of Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer.

The North Pole isn’t exactly as it appears in fairy tales. It has the elves and Santa and his reindeer, but Santa and Mrs. Claus aren’t the jolly couple the world believes them to be. Far from it, actually. The reindeer are all shape-shifters who transform into gorgeous beings in human form and are respected by all.

Except Reindeer Blake Simpson, that is. Sure, he’s beautiful like the others, but all respect for him flew off with the snowflakes last Christmas. When the Chief Reindeer offers him a chance to redeem himself he jumps on it without hesitation. All he has to do is keep a special visitor occupied leading up to the busiest night of the year.

For the first time in history, an outsider will be allowed inside the North Pole. Not just any outsider, but a human and Blake Simpson has never been fond of them. But a deal is a deal. He’ll babysit the man and then get on with his life, now free of what caused him to self-destruct last year. When he meets Seth Grant sparks fly, and not just the good kind. Not only is he a human but he’s a cocky one who Blake has met before.

Sometimes the magic of the North Pole has a sense of humor. Could the rogue reindeer and cocky human actually be meant for each other? Or will they be over before they start as secrets of Blake’s past are revealed?

My Review~

You know this has gotta be funny. Hey there, just look at the name of the book! It’s also got use of the word Cocky in its title so it gets a lotta love for that. Big salute to you Candi Kay maybe write more books with Cocky in them because it’s the best word! Cocky Reviews, Cocky Boys, Blake and his Cocky Human. Am I right or am I right?  🙂  My crapola memory also tells me that Candi Kay was the first crazy writer to give me a review book, I can’t remember which one but I’ve enjoyed the books that I’ve read by her so far so which book came first doesn’t matter.  They’re on the blog if you’re looking about. This time at the North Pole Blake is asked to babysit a human that Santa Claus has invited, that’s straight up weird shit because Santa doesn’t invite humans to the North Pole. EVAH! Randy and Willy and Derek go to the rehab place that Blake is living at to tell him what he has to do. Blake went nuts last year in the NP and was a complete asshat to Evan, Derek the 2IC reindeer’s boyfriend. Derek still has the irrits with Blake because of all the shit that hit the fan but Willy and Randy and Evan are prepared to give Blake a 2nd go. Not only did Blake cause a mess at the North Pole he nearly wrecked 2015 Xmas for the world so he has a lot of splaining and making up to do.

The reindeer shifters can’t shift in front of Seth the human when he arrives because that would be a flip out too farsanta-and-reindeer and that’s part of why Blake has to keep him busy. That’s not so easy and the reindeer don’t like it but the boss wants Seth there for his own reasons and Santa is a mega a-hole at any time.

“You have to remain in your human state as long as he’s around. Not only can he not know you’re a reindeer but he can’t know about us either. You’ll need to keep him as far away from Reindeer Village as you can. The others will all be made aware of this and the consequences should he discover the truth.”

Blake and Seth have met before and now they’re surprised to see each other at the North Pole. Seth learns why Blake behaved with him like he did in America last year, he was an asshat there too, and Blake and Seth get a 2nd chance to meet again under better conditions.

Willy and Randy are throughout the book and that’s good stuff  because they’re funny and they’re fair dudes, or is that fair paranormals? Doesn’t matter whatever they are because they fill all the books with plenty of lolz. Willy also likes to rabbit on because he’s Willy, and he likes a big man.

“You’re a butt head, Derek. I thought you were better than that. While you’re trying to kick Blake’s buttheadass do you ever stop to think about what it’s doing to your man? Look at him. He’s hurting because of you. Instead of trying to be Rocky Balboa, how about putting your arms around him and telling him you’re sorry for being an asshole?”

“Yeah, Rocky Balboa. You don’t think my love of big men started with Randy, do ya? Well, actually my crush was Apollo Creed but you know he was killed in the fourth movie, which sucked by the way, and well-”
“Willy.” Randy tries to hide a smirk but fails miserably.

Blake makes amends to people and that’s pretty cool. You see it’s not all shits and giggles, Blake now has to make up for his crappy behaviour. If that had been left out it would have wrecked this whole story. He did have reasons before and those reasons are written about and sorted.  I’ve seen a few messed up acquaintances cause chaos but some turn it around. It’s pretty right to give a person at least one chance to get their shit together. Candi Kay seemed pretty keen on getting it right.

Course I can’t forget about the sexing. Gotta put that in and have a pic to back it up because Blake and Seth reacquaint themselves in the best ways. 😉

“Fuck me hard, Blake. Now, damn it.”gif-rough-fuckers
My eyes boring into his, I blindly guide my dick between his ass cheeks and seek out his hole, using my fingers to make sure I hit the right spot. With no warning or added preparation, I guide my cock head to his entrance and snap my hips to shove all the way inside in one, quick thrust.

“Give it to me, Blake. Stop thinking.”
I let go of his hair and his face falls forward at the same time his ass pushes back. I have to fight to keep from pounding him into the wall.

 

The Wrap Up~

I’m not a Xmas story reader because they’re often soppy and sickly but this is a fave series of mine. I reckon it’s because you could read them any time of the year you wanted and always have a great laugh. The sex is pretty hot but it’s more about the cray fun and their freaking antics. Those elves love to get pissed in the workshop and they tell Santa and Mrs. Claus to shove it because they’re buttheads~ just like Willy is famous for saying. If you haven’t tried these then grab Willy, haha! not that willy but Willy the Kink Elf & His Badass Reindeer and Evan the Virgin Reindeer & His Sexy Buck then this one. Can you see the pattern happening with those names? Hope Barry the reindeer gets an awesome title in 2017. Could it be Barry the Butthead? Don’t let Willy name it. 5 Stars!

2 thoughts on “Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human, Candi Kay

  1. Haha! No, we most definitely can NOT have Willy titling Barry’s story. 🙂 I LOVE the photos and the GIF (Hello!). I’m glad you liked Blake and Seth’s story. Thank you for the awesome review, Jay. Blake was such a butt head (ha!) last year so I was concerned over how he would be received in his own book. I’m thrilled that I redeemed him for you.

    1. It was awesome Candi! I’m looking forward to Bazz now. 🙂 and Willy can’t be allowed to name anything serious! haha

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